pedroam-bang: StarCraft II: Heart Of The Swarm (2013)
sillyunicorntime: dieceased: daiyaoowada: I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god only in australia wait how did the emus win
ATTENTION TUMBLR. THIS IS A HOGNOSED SNAKE.
deloreantardis: goatfacin: aka the most precious thing to ever exist. It doesn’t bite. It doesn’t even show it’s fangs, even when severelly aggressed. Instead, it rolls over sticks its tongue out and plays dead. That is all. No, I was wrong. THIS is my patronus.
samandpatricks: today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
someone: why do you celebrate Christmas if you're not religious
me: why do you celebrate your birthday if your parents wish you'd never been born
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood up, announced he was sexually attracted to owls, and then sat down. we arent allowed to share personal things in class anymore.
zchr: what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
Woke up too early (5:30) and couldn't get back to...
fueledbyrydenn: superhighschoollevelgay: tiny21dancer: “I guess your grades are more important to you than your morals are,” my English teacher spits out, lecturing our class about cheating that’s been going on in the school. My classmates and I exchange glances. Well, yeah, we all seem to be thinking together. Isn’t that what they’ve been showing us since middle school? #also that our...
holynipples: holynipples: my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up i have a brain tumor