Agent 3Z: Study: WiFi may damage sperm quality →
lickypickystickyfree: WiFi technology may cause a major handicap for men hoping to build a family: sperm damage. A team of Argentine scientists led by Conrado Avendano of the Nascentis Center for Reproductive Medicine in Cordoba found that placing drops of semen from healthy men under a laptop connected…
strawberrypantsu: Dear Riverwood Guard THE FUCKING REASON I SHOT YOU WITH AN ARROW IS BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO KILL A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON AND YOU GOT IN THE FUCKING WAY. NO NO, DON’T GIVE ME SHIT YOU LITTLE PRICK, I AM A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGONBORN, GO THE FUCK HOME. MAKE ME PAY A FINE WHY DON’T YOU, I SAVED YOUR GUARD-ASS FROM A BITCHING DRAGON. FUCK. Yours sincerely Summer
Me: (playing Skyrim with a friend) Look there's a dead fish
Friend: Wait there might be bears in the area
Friend: And they're strong
Me: What do we do?
Friend: Call Akihiko.